Ok group; that means you Naruto, Sai-dude and that guy whos name I can't remember.


Let's make some fucking cookies ♥ 



Not surprisingly I know fuck all about cooking, but I bet you three don't either so it's all good.

I've analyzed several recipe books and combined ingredients and instructions to making the most bitching cookies in existence.


They will be chocolate chip. No exceptions. I'll post the recipe here for reference, I'd put it on a sticky note on the fridge because that'd be easier but this needs to be a secret, those other faggot teams might copy us, y'know?

 

So, let's go, I'll fire up the incinerator oven and organize the dangerous objects cutlery, You guys go find the ingredients!

Also, have we agreed on what reward we want if we win?

[an internet to anyone who knows where this came from *___*]

[8D Temari and Kankurou are attempting to put the kitchens resources to good use, feel free to join in <333]



Ok, lets get started!..








..Where is tuna kept in a kitchen? :|

((Nicked from Sakura :D


( icon meme )
..that is all~

All ooc of course~))

[EDIT; PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK tyvm Kankuro ;__;

on another not plz to be pinging me any suggestive*coughporncough* images of Kank they are hard to find D:]

Ok this is getting gay now, How much longer until those medics are showing up?



In the meantime lets play a game, it's like pictionary but better 'cos I say it is. You should all join in because this is the last thing keeping me from smashing things to make noise ♥ Draw some pictures and post them up for others to guess~


So ok, lets start; what the fuck is this? ♥

♥♥




..is this place more sandy than usual?

Why are you all running around like lunatics? did something happen? *still holding a fussing doll*



Gai?


...

Shinowhateveryournameis? where have you both buggered off too?


...

Oh for fucks sake, YERE THANKS A LOT GUYS >8[

Screw this for a game of soldiers, I've had enough of this, where's the garbage bin?

y'know I'm really feeling the teamwork he--



.. i-it's gone quiet..

the dolls quiet but it's still breathing..


..*tsk* Figures, I finally do something right with it but have no idea how.

Not one word. any of you~ >B[

Everybody enjoy their dares? ♥ ♥ ♥


Mine were simple enough. I had to stay in that creepy forest alone for the night; it was pretty shit, nothing happened! I stayed up all night counting the trees. you know how many trees there are out there huh? a lot.

My next dare was to wear Konoha style clothes for the week. so here I am. you guys have no taste seriously I look like a fucking civilian.

I have a third but I'm not supposed to mention it... woops.


Oh and one more thing, I found these creepy dolls in the lobby, I picked this one up 'cos the sticky-note said to do so but it made a funny sound and I dropped it. is that bad?


...why are so many people naked? a guy just ran past me with a pillow over his face. what is this a fucking pantomime?

So you guys just find random cake that appeared out of nowhere and eat it? Having no idea what's in it or where it came from?



Nobody finds this even remotely strange?



You can keep your suspicious cake thank you very much.



So, who's dead yet?



There's a bad smell of Akatsuki round here too~

*glee!* I have my fan back! and my normal clothes thankyouverymuch.


I hear everyones assigned rooms are just like ours back home? doesn't anybody find that remotely suspicious? Not that I'm complaining~ Although I hope someone has tidied mine for me because the last time I was there I couldn't see the floor for paperwork and clothes


Since there appears to be no direct exit out of here, is the group decision to remain put for now? We could all do with the vacation, its just the circumstances are a bit..unusual.

So anyways, I aamm in~~~....whats this tag say..room 302? Oh great top floor! :D *darts off, hopping over the growing number of monster corpses* I think there's a case of rabies going around, Looks like I got my fan back just in time~ ♥







...Ok who put this stupid-looking creepy headless bear doll thing in my room? KANKUROU THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! urgh it looks so dirty and mygodwhyisitslowleymoving?


[Mumbler tyvm<3 Oh and if anyone wants room 302 lemme know 8D Temari doesn't plan on staying there much longer after this~]

 Why are we all still here? where is that quack of a Doctor?  how much longer do we have to keep these non-removable toga things on? =3=;


I don't like it here; its boring, cold and smells like bad curry :|

{[Hi  minna-san! *__* since everyone is congregating now you are all welcome and encouraged to join in this thread <3



Naturally, there isnt a square inch of the building in which Temari's voice cannot be heard right now; NOT EVERYONES AWAKENING STARTED OFF AS PEACEFULLY AS EVERYONE ELSES :3 ]


SHIKAMARU!!

KANKUROU!!

THE PAIR OF YOU STOP THIS RIDICULOUS BRAWLING RIGHT NOW BEFORE I BANG YOUR HEADS TOGETHER SO HARD YOUR EARS WILL BE RINGING INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK >:[


In case neither of you have noticed WE HAVE A BIT OF A SCENARIO GOING ON HERE AND YOUR STUPID TESTOSTERONE-FUELED BEHAVIOR IS NOT HELPING.

...


At least strip off the top half of your toga Shikamaru, I'm not finding any of this interesting at all ):